I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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