FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
We had to coat check the pizza.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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