Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
