I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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