I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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