I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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