i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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