After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
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