i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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