I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I am available for nakedness
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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