To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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