I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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