Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
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I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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