At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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