i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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