pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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