Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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