Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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