She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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