he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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