he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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