Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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