She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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