You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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