scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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