Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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