Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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