Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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