maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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