I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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