3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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