belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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