Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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