Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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