we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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