conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Come see our sink grown plant.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
wow bdsm is so cute
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