the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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