I love black thongs
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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