I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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