dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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