Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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