Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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