that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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