So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I have already put on my inside pants.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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