My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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