im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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