kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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