do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i think my mom watched the whole time
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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