Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
sex in a hospital.. check
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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