he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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