Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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