You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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