Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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