you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
