he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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