we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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