Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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